Ben-Y-See: SNOW!

Ben-Y-See: Cheery Churches!

Ben-Y-See: The Champagne of Baby Beers!

7 oz. of deliciousness

Ben-Y-See: Festive Pilots!

Ben-Y-See: Men Wearing Monocles!

(congratulaitons you've won second place
in a beauty contest - collect $10)

Ben-Y-See: Hot Bongo Action!

Ben-Y-See: Batman!

(It's worth noting that I'm posting this late
and this was taken months before Halloween)

Ben-Y-See: Obama! (motorcade)

One of these cars holds the president.

Ben-Y-See: More Reasons to Live in NYC!

Ben-Y-See: Horses Making Out With Trucks!

Ben-Y-See: Naked Green Chicks!

Ben-Y-See: Honesty

Ben-Y-See: Wizards Wearing Flip Flops!

Ben-Y-See: Where Not to Buy Condoms

Ben-Y-See: Scorned Women

(divorce...there is no substitute)

Ben-Y-See: Dave Matthews Head!

(signing autographs after Letterman taping)
[which I was lucky enough to get into]

Ben-Y-See: More Giant Hats!

(mmmmm Jiffy Pop!)

Ben-Y-See: A Cruise Line...no wait. It's Times Square!

Ben-Y-See: Angelic Street Music

Ben-Y-See: Kids Smoking Crayons!

(is it me or does this kid project an air of rugged masculinity?)

Ben-Y-See: Urban Sunsets...

Ben-Y-See: Little Tiny Michael Jacksons!

(this was taken 6 days before the real MJ died)

Ben-Y-See: Giant Effing Hats!

Ben-Y-See: Tour de Pork

(nice to see that the people of Puyallup, WA won't go unfed)

Ben-Y-See: Gloom!!!

(2nd week of June ...file under wtf)

Ben-Y-See: 9 Dollar Beers!!!

(ok so there may also be a man in a full chicken suit

at a concert...but eff me that's an expensive beer)

Ben-Y-See: Dave Matthews and Proof You're Never to Old to Dance

Encore Solo:

I'm calling this guy Old Man Cornbread, which would make this the Old Man Cornbread Dance:

Ben-Y-See: Pimped Out Chrome Plated Ice Cream Trucks!

Ben-Y-See: Cassandra!

Ben-Y-See: Wise looking musical Indian men!

Ben-Y-See: Billboards!

Ben-Y-See: Delicious Cocktails!

These drinks were not made...they were crafted...(with love).

Ben-Y-See: Justice!

Big dude in cuffs = bad man

Side note: Not everything is as it seems. This cab is actually an undercover cop car (notice the light in the dash)...one of two that arrived almost immediately at the scene.

Ben-Y-See: Giant Money Hungry, Cigar Smoking, Suit Wearing Rats!

Ben-Y-See: Pigs With Colds

Ben-Y-See: Zzzzzzzzzz

In a pinch, bars make great pillows.

Ben-Y-See: Baby Backpacks!

Ben-Y-See: Jackpot! (wait...no)

Ben-Y-See: People in Need

Ben-Y-See: SUMMER!

Ben-Y-See: Subterranean Mariachi!

LA BAMBA!!!!!!

Ben-Y-See: More Rules! (and bacon beverages)

Not pictured but worth noting was my first drink.
A "Bacon Infused Old Fashioned"

1. 2 ounces bacon-infused bourbon
2. 1/4 ounce Grade B maple syrup
3. 2 dashes Angostura bitters
4. Twist of orange

Ben-Y-See: Rules!

(they're serious...the bartender was literally shushing people)